So, I'm at Bi-Lo today picking up a few items, when I have this conversation with the checkout guy:
Checkout guy: "Your baby is staring at me."
Me: "Yeah, he likes to do that"
Guy: "What's his name?"
Me: "Lucas."
Guy: "You don't hear that name often."
Me: "Exactly. That's why we chose it. We wanted something unique."
Guy: "No one names their babies normal names anymore."
Me: "Well, my name is Sara and there are only about 50 million Saras around. And my husband's name is Matt, which is way common too."
(Guy gestures to his name tag)
Guy: "My name is Matt"
Me: "Exactly my point"
Guy: "Unique names are easy to make fun of"
Me: "Not Lucas"
Guy: "Don't take offense, but I can remember a kid in the 2nd grade called Lucas Puke-as"
Me: "Well, then we'll just teach him to beat up all of the kids who make fun of him"
Guy: "Oh wow, a unique name and a violent kid in the sandbox. Great parents"
Checkout guy: "Your baby is staring at me."
Me: "Yeah, he likes to do that"
Guy: "What's his name?"
Me: "Lucas."
Guy: "You don't hear that name often."
Me: "Exactly. That's why we chose it. We wanted something unique."
Guy: "No one names their babies normal names anymore."
Me: "Well, my name is Sara and there are only about 50 million Saras around. And my husband's name is Matt, which is way common too."
(Guy gestures to his name tag)
Guy: "My name is Matt"
Me: "Exactly my point"
Guy: "Unique names are easy to make fun of"
Me: "Not Lucas"
Guy: "Don't take offense, but I can remember a kid in the 2nd grade called Lucas Puke-as"
Me: "Well, then we'll just teach him to beat up all of the kids who make fun of him"
Guy: "Oh wow, a unique name and a violent kid in the sandbox. Great parents"
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Mandy
(Jennie Smith's cousin...)
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